Monsters in the Woods


Year:  2012
Director:  Jason Horton
Cast:  Glenn Plummer, Lee Perkins, Linda Bella, Edward Hendershott, Claudia Perea

An independent film crew ventures deep into the desolate woods to film a gore soaked horror scene in hopes that it will spice up and garner interest in their otherwise blandly received production.  Unbeknownst to them, however, a pack of vicious creatures are using the very same woods as their hunting ground.

There are a more than a few moments in the opening scene of Monsters In The Woods where the viewer will be struggling not to cringe at what is playing out on screen, not because of how gruesome or terrifying it is, but because of how over the top hammy and ridiculous it is.  However, when the true nature of the scene is revealed, the cringing will quickly change to delighted giggling.  In just one of the many seemingly self-referential pokes at low budget filmmaking, the opening scene quickly establishes that the action is taking place on the set of a low budget independent film.  Through the lense of the crew’s camera, we are introduced to a hapless group of next Hollywood superstar hopefuls.  And while it is abundantly clear that none of them will be the next Streep, DeNiro, or Speilberg, they each seem to be steadfastly committed to the project at hand, going as far as all agreeing to continue with production after their director has been accidentally killed.  During these scenes, which comprise the first half of the film’s running time , the story is told strictly mockumentary style and  pays homage to the “found footage” sub-genre that has become a phenomena over the few years.  These scenes contain some playful moments with humorous subtle references that horror fans will recognize and it is these fleeting moments in the film’s lengthy exposition that provide some genuine entertainment.   However, this portion of the film is also the most problematic.  Outside of the few comedic moments, not much happens.  The characters are one dimensional and are not fleshed out enough for the audience to really care about them.  Moreover, one of the great benefits of the found footage/mockumentary style is that it allows a fairly effortless means to create tension and suspense.   This benefit is never taken advantage of and even during the few scenes that could possibly allow for a suspenseful build up, the opportunity is squandered in exchange for rapid action with very little impact.  As a result, the film begins to lose pacing rather quickly and even the sprinkle comedic winks to the genre cannot maintain a consistent interest in the plodding plot.

However, there comes a point about halfway through the film when director Horton totally abandons the confines of the mockumentary style and allows the film to transition into the traditional storytelling mode.  This is a wise decision and either he recognized the limitations and challenges that the former presented him and the intention of the film itself, or he is one that appreciates mixing expectations up for his audience.  Either way, it is the point where the film really becomes alive and worthy of its malevolent sounding title.  With this abrupt shift, the film introduces two new characters who are privy to just what the monsters truly are and are on a mission to destroy them.  These are both intriguing and likable characters who offer a departure from the typical helpless victim stereotype.  When the monsters, which look like a cross between a giant crawfish and crab attack, the action is swift, dizzying, and effective.  The pacing is amped up quite a bit and the action is exciting.  Certainly the film’s tiny budget is noticeable throughout, but there is an obvious attempt to make the best of what is had.  Certainly the monsters, as ridiculous as they may first seem, are an example of the resourcefulness of the filmmakers despite their budget limitation and it is pleasing that they are not some hastily done CGI effect.  Additionally, the story behind the monsters and their rampage is unique and highly ambitious; how wonderful to see a filmmaker trying to break the mold of what genre fans have been conditioned to expect from such films.  The film’s climax also doesn’t follow the anticipated route, and though this type of climax/resolution has become something of a genre cliche, it is effectively pessimistic here because of the discovered nature and intent of the monsters.

Monsters in the Woods is an admirable and extremely unique genre entry and should be lauded as such.  Still, it cannot be ignored that the first half of the film does not pack the punch that it should or could have, but the second half of the film is executed well enough to allow the first half to be somewhat forgiven; after all, it's not a complete failure and does provide some clever winks and homages.  And certainly director Horton deserves praise for not being confined by the expectations that the film sets early on and completely switching style and tone halfway through because this is one of the rare instances where it works and, in fact, is welcomed.

Fright Meter Grade:



Zombieland


Year:  2009
Director:  Rueben Fleischer
Cast:  Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone, Abigail Breslin, Bill Murray

Review by featured writer David Harlequin, Editor-in-Chief of STIFF Magazine

So yes, actually living through the zombie apocalypse doesn’t sound all that amusing or entertaining... but I assure you, in Zombieland it absolutely is! This bloody, gruesome, and highly innovative horror-comedy revolves around four main characters; Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson: Natural Born Killers), Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg: The Social Network), Wichita (Emma Stone: Easy A) and Little Rock (Abigail Breslin: Little Miss Sunshine) who end up reluctantly working together to find a place where the “infection” hasn’t spread. Along the way they encounter many random misadventures, conflicts, hilarious moments and of course, plenty of good old-fashioned zombie-killing mayhem!

The characters, rather than using names, decide to refer to each other by where they're from so as to not become too attached to one another in the event of one of them "turning". This is of course all part of the "rules for surviving Zombieland" which Columbus had come up with. Columbus' list goes down to rule #31, with Tallahassee coining the final rule #32. I won't spoil the rules here, I'll simply say, if you don't already know the rules of surviving the zombie apocalypse, watch the movie! In addition to the rules, Zombieland also features other special segments such as the hilarious "zombie kill of the week".

The basic plot of the film starts us off with Columbus, who is walking across (what once was) the United States to get to Columbus, Ohio in order to reunite with his family when he comes across Tallahassee. As you can tell by the name he is driving to Tallahassee, Florida. They both agree to travel together, which is great for the fearful and paranoid Columbus because Tallahassee "sets the standard for zombie killing", but there is only one problem with Tallahassee- he is food motivated and stops at stores in hopes of finding the last Twinkie. While in search of a Twinkie, they come across two sisters Wichita and Little Rock who end up being experienced con artists. As you probably guessed, they end up teaming up with the sisters, who are headed to an amusement park they have heard is "completely zombie free". As you also probably guessed, they're wrong, and thus the movie reaches it's finale with one last showdown against the legions of the undead.

Zombieland writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick have already mentioned the possibility of a sequel after the film's huge success at the box office, revealing that they have plenty of ideas for the film, which was originally conceived as a TV series. Paul Wernick, according to sources, went on record saying, "We would love (a sequel), and everybody involved creatively wants to do another one" though sources also tell us "this is dependent on the studio – not the cast and crew." Given the fact that Zombieland pulled in a reported $102,391,542 at the box office, and holds the record of “top-grossing zombie film of all time” - I’d wager it’s pretty likely we’ll be seeing a sequel or two in the future!

Overall, Zombieland is a highly entertaining, over the top hilarious splatter-fest with an excellent cast (including a very special cameo from none other than Bill Murray), fantastic special effects, and of course, plenty of action, which will leave you wanting to watch it again and again. Undoubtedly, this is one of, if not the best horror-comedy of all time.

Fright Meter Grade (Courtesy of Dave Harlequin):


 


I Spit on Your Grave


Year:  1978
Director:  Meir Zarchi
Cast:  Camille Keaton, Eron Tabor, Richard Pace, Anthony Nichols, Gunter Kleemanns

Review by featured writer David Harlequin, Editor-in-Chief of STIFF Magazine

During the late 1970's, exploitation cinema was everywhere, these films were usually low budget, and always focused on shocking audiences with controversial and disturbing topics. Of course as times changed, so did what the public deemed shocking and so most of these films either became cult-classics for audiences to simply make fun of, or were forgotten altogether. However, regardless of the era, some things are simply too horrific to ever fail to be shocking or disturbing; hence even 34 years after the film's release, I Spit On Your Grave remains one of the most controversial and talked about films of all time.

Originally released as Day of the Woman, I Spit On Your Grave is a rape/revenge film that makes Deliverance look like a Saturday morning cartoon. The film is very graphic in nature and contains notorious moments where the lead character, Jennifer Hills (Camille Keaton) is viciously attacked and brutally raped for nearly the first half hour. These horrific scenes are surely the source of the film´s original controversy and with very good reason. This film takes every opportunity to unsettle its viewer, and is easily one of the most disturbing films I have ever seen. The overtly graphic scenes of violent sexual abuse are enough to turn the stomach and rattle the nerves of even the most well-seasoned shock-cinema veteran.

Those that made it through the first horrifying half hour are rewarded by the backlash of the left for dead heroine. Jennifer's revenge is quite brutal and she devises an interesting scheme to murder each of the four men who attacked her. The most vicious and entertaining demise is easily the one where she seduces one of the rapists and proceeds to amputate the same body part that caused all her suffering. While these revenge scenes do leave some things to the imagination and aren't quite as graphic as they were considered in 1978, they're still very violent and bloody and help the film achieve its goal of continually disturbing its audience. It's pretty safe to assume that even today, every man watching that particular scene still clamp his legs shut and cringe when viewing the infamous bathtub castration.

Overall, 1978's I Spit On Your Grave is not a perfect film, but it delivers. Director Meir Zarchi provides us with a true cinematic train-wreck. While the acting, camerawork and general plot are certainly below average; the film never strives to be anything more than what it is- a shocking, disturbing, exploitation flick showcasing the brutality of rape and forcing viewers to deal with this very real issue, while outright asking them:
“what would you do?”  Perhaps the only thing not shocking is that this film is still being talked about to this day. Much like any train wreck, for some reason, no matter how horrific it is- we just can't look away! All things considered, it’s still very much a must-see for any horror fan, which gets it an (admittedly very low) ‘A’ from me.

Fright Meter Grade (Courtesy of Dave Harlequin):  



 

Incest Death Squad 2


Year:  2010
Director:  Cory J. Udler
Cast:  Tom Lodewyck, Greg Johnson, Carmella Wiese, Lloyd Kaufman,  Melissa Jo Murphy

Review by featured writer David Harlequin, Editor-in-Chief of STIFF Magazine



Director Cory J. Udler returns with Incest Death Squad 2, the second installment in the “IDS Trilogy” (with the final installment currently in pre-production) currently available on DVD via ShaLenn Productions.

The story follows the incestuous siblings, and homicidal religious-fanatics Jeb and Amber Wayne- who have embarked on a ravenous cross-country road trip in search of "the one who got away"-newspaper journalist Aaron Burg. Much like Incest Death Squad 1, this one starts off with a bang and proceeds to take the viewer on a wild ride through the dark underbelly of backwoods Middle America- filled with gratuitous amounts of violent, brutal, and at times even downright revolting displays of human depravity.

Never once taking itself too seriously, Incest Death Squad 2 also features plenty of comic relief and bizarre antics one would expect from such a title, including a few hilarious cameos by the always-entertaining Troma President Lloyd Kaufman. A little comedy mixed in really helps this film as well, as the extremely graphic subject matter could very well be rather hard to swallow (no pun intended) without a proverbial spoon full of sugar.

Also of note is the acting, cinematography, and production values, which are actually much better than one would expect from a (truly) independent, low-budget film. While this is admittedly far from a cinematic masterpiece, for what it is, it's very well done and really makes the most out of its limited resources.

Overall, Incest Death Squad 2 is a great example of why one should never underestimate the power of shock-value and the gratuitous use of the few taboos left in the 21st century. It's disturbing, gruesome, and all-around offensive. Everything a great exploitation film should be! Highly recommended for hardcore horror fans and old-school exploitation videophiles alike... although I'd have to suggest casual viewers and the easily offended stay away... this one's definitely not for the faint of heart, or the serious of temperament!

Fright Meter Grade (Courtesy of Dave Harlequin):